Heaven help me, at the prodding of the powers that be at the Register, I have opened a Twitter account. Now the thing to do, I guess, is to get as many "followers" as possible so I increase my vast influence and power! So I'm making a blatant plea to follow me on Twitter. If you follow me, I'll follow you. If you're not on, it's easy and free to sign up at http://twitter.com. Not that I would coerce anyone.
UPDATE: My Twitter handle is alanwbock.